Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
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