i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
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