The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
the raccoons are back...
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