When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
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