Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Send help, water and tortillas.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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