This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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