Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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