people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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