How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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