Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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