return my video game
I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Randomize
