just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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