drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Slut skills are useful in every country.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Randomize
