I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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