actually, I'm a sock model
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
this beer tastes like vomit already
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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