You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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