Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
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