Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize
