I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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