its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
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