Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Randomize
