What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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