Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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