Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
You pole danced in your parka.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
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