Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
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