Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
birth control should be required to get into college
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
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