You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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