I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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