I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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