I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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