i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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