I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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