Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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