I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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