Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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