omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
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Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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