i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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