dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
the day after is always just damage control
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
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