I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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