I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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