You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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