it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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