: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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