ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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