I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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