(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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