i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
you never un-have a 4some
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
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