I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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