How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
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