I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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