Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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