I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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