Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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