No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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