it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize