I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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