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WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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