is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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