Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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