Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
honey bunches of taint.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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