I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Randomize
