Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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