if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Panties = found
Randomize
