She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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